{"id":926,"date":"2009-04-03T16:00:37","date_gmt":"2009-04-03T23:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=926"},"modified":"2009-04-03T16:00:37","modified_gmt":"2009-04-03T23:00:37","slug":"csi-alaska-part-iv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=926","title":{"rendered":"CSI: Alaska (part IV)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Part I<\/a>
\nPart II
\nPart III<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

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TITLES:\u201cCSI: ALASKA\u201d<\/p>\n

EXT. ALASKAN PLAIN – DAY<\/p>\n

LEVI and ZEKE, bundled up in parka\u2019s and gloves, stand over the body of dead man in blowing snow on a barren white plain. ZEKE wears a navy blue parka with a police badge pinned to the front and \u201cCSI\u201d stenciled on the back in big yellow letters.<\/p>\n

ZEKE<\/p>\n

Victim is an elderly white male wearing a rubber John McCain mask. Multiple stab wounds, multiple gunshot wounds, multiple areas of blunt force trauma. Victim has a receipt from Bloomingdales Women\u2019s Department stuffed into his mouth, in the amount of for forty-five thousand three hundred seventy-two dollars and fifty-nine cents. Victim\u2019s shirt has been unbuttoned and the words and \u201cWe could\u2019ve won if you hadn\u2019t been so moderate, you Maverick asshole\u201d are carved into his chest.\u00a0 Victim also has a ballpoint pen in one hand and a pad of stationary in the other. The pen is imprinted with \u201cProperty of the Alaska Governor\u2019s Office\u201d and the stationary is imprinted with \u201cI went to see the Governor of Alaska and all I got was this lovely stationary\u201d. Ligature marks around the wrists and ankles indicate this man was tied to a chair and tortured for several days.<\/p>\n

LEVI<\/p>\n

What do you think happened to him?<\/p>\n

ZEKE<\/p>\n

What does the governor think happened to him?<\/p>\n

LEVI<\/p>\n

She thinks it was natural causes.<\/p>\n

ZEKE<\/p>\n

Good enough for me.\u00a0 Natural causes it is.<\/p>\n

LEVI<\/p>\n

You do good work Chief.<\/p>\n

ZEKE<\/p>\n

Thanks Levi.\u00a0 Levi...that\u2019s the same name as that young fellow who was supposed to marry the governor\u2019s daughter after he got her pregnant. Is that you?<\/p>\n

LEVI<\/p>\n

Well yeah, but between you and me I was never going to marry her.\u00a0 We just said that for the press.<\/p>\n

A gunshot is heard. Levi\u2019s Head snaps back then he drops to the ground.\u00a0 Zeke pulls a walkie-talkie out of his jacket.\u00a0 An unseen helicopter flies over.\u00a0 Zeke tracks it with his eyes as he speaks into the walkie-talkie.<\/p>\n

ZEKE<\/p>\n

Nice shooting there Governor. At high-speed too.<\/p>\n

(looking down at Levi)<\/p>\n

Poor fella...having a fatal heart attack at his age.<\/p>\n

BLACK OUT<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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