{"id":909,"date":"2009-04-02T15:27:14","date_gmt":"2009-04-02T22:27:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=909"},"modified":"2009-04-02T15:27:14","modified_gmt":"2009-04-02T22:27:14","slug":"csi-alaska-part-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=909","title":{"rendered":"CSI: Alaska (part II)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Read Part I<\/a> first…<\/p>\n

Here’s part II of the 4-part runner.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

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TITLES:\u201cCSI: ALASKA\u201d<\/p>\n

EXT. ALASKAN PLAIN – DAY<\/p>\n

CHARLIE and LEVI stand wearing big parkas on a snow swept plain. Charlie\u2019s parka is dark blue, with \u201cCSI\u201d stenciled big yellow letters on the back.\u00a0 They look into a pit dug in the snow that has the ends of several large bones sticking out of it.<\/p>\n

CHARLIE<\/p>\n

One more time...these are dinosaur bones, about sixty-five million years old.<\/p>\n

LEVI<\/p>\n

But...<\/p>\n

CHARLIE<\/p>\n

There\u2019s not one shred of evidence that they were planted here in the last few thousand years as a test of faith.<\/p>\n

LEVI<\/p>\n

How about...<\/p>\n

CHARLIE<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve already dusted them twenty-seven times, and Jesus\u2019 fingerprints are not on them!<\/p>\n

Levi pulls a .45 automatic out of his jacket and shoots Charlie in the head.\u00a0 Charlie falls dead. Levi pulls out a cell phone and makes a call.<\/p>\n

LEVI<\/p>\n

Hey Ethel, it\u2019s Levi again. Put that CSI Lead job back on Craig\u2019s List. We accidentally got another God-hater.<\/p>\n

BLACK OUT<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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