{"id":90,"date":"2008-07-25T14:22:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-25T22:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=90"},"modified":"2008-07-25T14:22:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-25T22:22:00","slug":"fsw-cross-dress-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=90","title":{"rendered":"FSW: Cross Dress Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"

Richard tossed this one out last week. And, <\/span>like him<\/span><\/a>, I’ve waited until the last minute to crank it out.<\/span><\/p>\n


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Not to self: Start tossing out ideas earlier in the week.<\/span><\/div>\n

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Next week theme: Procrastination<\/span>.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n

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All right. This here’s what we call a “blackout”. A quickie that, hopefully, ends with a laugh. Much like my sex life.<\/span><\/div>\n
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Party Pops<\/span><\/div>\n
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(A team of ad execs are sitting around a table. There are take out contains littered everywhere. Everyone is fried.)<\/div>\n
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James: We’ve been at this all night. Let’s just call it and get some sleep.<\/div>\n
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Peter: No. We have (looking at watch) four hours until deadline. Come guys, we can do this.<\/div>\n
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(David hops to his feet and starts doing jumping jacks.)<\/div>\n
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David: We just need a little energy. We’ve got some decent ideas here. We just need that one killer idea to push us over the top.<\/div>\n
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Martin: All right, if no one else is going to say it, I’ll point out the huge elephant in the room. This product is \u00a0just not marketable.<\/div>\n
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James: Every product is marketable, Martin. We just have to find the right angle.<\/div>\n
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Martin: We’ve come at this thing from every angle imaginable. There’s just no way we’re going to make Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Public race out the grocery store and buy a pack of Boy George’s new “Party in Your Mouth Popsicle<\/span>s<\/span>.” I mean, for god’s sake, they’re even ribbed.<\/div>\n
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Blackout<\/div>\n
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