{"id":848,"date":"2009-03-26T15:22:43","date_gmt":"2009-03-26T22:22:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=848"},"modified":"2009-03-26T15:22:43","modified_gmt":"2009-03-26T22:22:43","slug":"way-too-literal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=848","title":{"rendered":"Way Too Literal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a crazy week. Moving. Laptop died. No cable. Excuse, excuse excuse. Tack on that I know nothing about basketball or this supposed March Madness of which everyone is speaking.<\/p>\n<p>So I give you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div class=\"fountain\">\n<p class=\"sceneheader\">EXT. Basketball Court &#8211; Day<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">Two Brackets are shooting hoops with a black ball.<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">Two similar sized, period-looking things walk to the edge of the court, arms crossed. Feet tapping.<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">The Brackets stop dribbling. They look at one another. Then hand the &#8220;ball&#8221; over.<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">The Ellipsis takes its tail and reattaches it and walks off in a huff.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">BRACKET 1<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Like anyone ever uses those things anyhow.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">BRACKET 2<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Oh, I don&#8217;t know&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">FADE OUT<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a crazy week. Moving. Laptop died. No cable. Excuse, excuse excuse. Tack on that I know nothing about basketball or this supposed March Madness of which everyone is speaking. So I give you&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[125],"class_list":["post-848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sketches","tag-march-madness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}