{"id":84,"date":"2008-07-05T21:23:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-06T05:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=84"},"modified":"2008-07-05T21:23:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-06T05:23:00","slug":"friday-night-sketch-war-july-4th-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=84","title":{"rendered":"Friday Night Sketch War: July 4th Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The fireworks for our nation&#8217;s celebration paled in comparison to the fireworks on display in this week&#8217;s two-man dustup. Two warriors, using every weapon in their arsenals in an all-out battle for ultimate victory!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/coyotesqrl.blogspot.com\/2008\/07\/fsw-legend-of-fourth.html'>Coyote<\/a> launched the first attack, a Roman Candle of Vengeance, and a dozen Sparklers of the Undead&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/michaelbrownlee.blogspot.com\/2008\/07\/fsw-reaction-edition.html'>Michael<\/a> retaliated with a barrage of M80s of Destruction and a Cinnamon Sizzler!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>We&#8217;ve got the true story of our nation&#8217;s founding and the maybe true story of Michael&#8217;s first date. Poor guy. That&#8217;s gotta sting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The fireworks for our nation&#8217;s celebration paled in comparison to the fireworks on display in this week&#8217;s two-man dustup. Two warriors, using every weapon in their arsenals in an all-out battle for ultimate victory! Coyote launched the first attack, a Roman Candle of Vengeance, and a dozen Sparklers of the Undead&#8230; Michael retaliated with a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[182,235],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wrapups","tag-sketch-war","tag-wrapup"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}