{"id":78,"date":"2008-06-21T19:37:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-22T03:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=78"},"modified":"2008-06-21T19:37:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T03:37:00","slug":"friday-night-sketch-war-round-twenty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=78","title":{"rendered":"Friday Night Sketch War: Round Twenty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been four long weeks since the last Sketch War summary, but that doesn&#8217;t mean there haven&#8217;t been some good sketches in the interim (and one very obscure one last week, sorry.) But this week we&#8217;re back at normal strength with a three-man knock-down drag-out donnybrook! So let&#8217;s get to it.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/shaxpur.livejournal.com\/99117.html\">David<\/a> fired the first shot with the deadly accuracy of an action movie superstar&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/coyotesqrl.blogspot.com\/2008\/06\/fsw-trapezoid-traffic-stop.html\">Coyote<\/a> retaliated by unloading the clip of his service revolver, and curing cancer as an afterthought&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/michaelbrownlee.blogspot.com\/2008\/06\/fsw-short-sweet-edition.html\">Michael<\/a> might be back from his honeymoon, but his mind and sundry body parts remain behind.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Bon mots, blow jobs, and Ponzi schemes do battle in the comedy arena this week. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p>If you think you&#8217;ve got the chops to join in our weekly merriment, send a link of your funniest work to <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">sketchwar at dreamloom dot com<\/span>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been four long weeks since the last Sketch War summary, but that doesn&#8217;t mean there haven&#8217;t been some good sketches in the interim (and one very obscure one last week, sorry.) But this week we&#8217;re back at normal strength with a three-man knock-down drag-out donnybrook! So let&#8217;s get to it. David fired the first [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[182,235],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wrapups","tag-sketch-war","tag-wrapup"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}