{"id":692,"date":"2009-03-09T16:09:58","date_gmt":"2009-03-09T23:09:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=692"},"modified":"2009-03-09T16:09:58","modified_gmt":"2009-03-09T23:09:58","slug":"fight-for-the-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=692","title":{"rendered":"Fight for the future"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Come with me if you want to live&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(yeah, I couldn&#8217;t resist adding a second blackout-length sketch this week&#8230;it&#8217;s a sickness)<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div class=\"fountain\">\n<p class=\"sceneheader\">INT. BEDROOM NIGHT<\/p>\n<p>SARA, a girl in her mid-twenties sleeps in a dark, but clearly girly bedroom.\u00a0 Electrical popping noises start and lights flash under the closed door to the hallway.\u00a0 The door bursts open, and ALAN, a guy in his late twenties, wearing futuristic black leather, ammo bandoliers, and mirror sunglasses, stands there in a cloud of swirling smoke.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">ALAN<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Sara Meyers, I\u2019ve come back in time to protect you and your unborn child, a child that I am destined to father. This child will be the last hope of mankind. He will lead the human resistance against the merciless insect overlords that rule Earth in the future.\u00a0 Come with me now if you want to save the human race!<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">SARA<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Insect overlords? God damn it Alan! For the last time&#46;&#46;&#46;I will not sleep with you no matter what, so stop fucking with the future!!!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Come with me if you want to live&#8230; (yeah, I couldn&#8217;t resist adding a second blackout-length sketch this week&#8230;it&#8217;s a sickness)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[105,201,215],"class_list":["post-692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sketches","tag-insects","tag-terminator","tag-time-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=692"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}