{"id":64,"date":"2008-05-17T08:50:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-17T16:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=64"},"modified":"2008-05-17T08:50:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-17T16:50:00","slug":"friday-night-sketch-war-round-fifteen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=64","title":{"rendered":"Friday Night Sketch War: Round Fifteen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you thought last week&#8217;s drunken scuffle was an embarrassment, wait until you see this week&#8217;s slap fight. There&#8217;s a rumor we might be joined by some fresh blood soon, so this lull in the war might merely be a short-lived ceasefire. Let&#8217;s hope.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/coyotesqrl.blogspot.com\/2008\/05\/fsw-in-coop.html'>Coyote<\/a>  wants to make an omelet, so he breaks a few eggs&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/michaelbrownlee.blogspot.com\/2008\/05\/fsw-cop-out-edition.html'>Michael<\/a> has a date, but someone is ovulating.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Clearly, we need more sketch writers to join in the festivities. Post your best and send an email to <i>sketchwar_at_dreamloom.com<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you thought last week&#8217;s drunken scuffle was an embarrassment, wait until you see this week&#8217;s slap fight. There&#8217;s a rumor we might be joined by some fresh blood soon, so this lull in the war might merely be a short-lived ceasefire. Let&#8217;s hope. Coyote wants to make an omelet, so he breaks a few [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[99,182,236],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wrapups","tag-humor","tag-sketch-war","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}