{"id":597,"date":"2009-02-27T18:04:37","date_gmt":"2009-02-28T01:04:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=597"},"modified":"2009-02-27T18:04:37","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T01:04:37","slug":"facebook-of-genesis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=597","title":{"rendered":"Facebook of Genesis"},"content":{"rendered":"

God<\/strong> joined Facebook.<\/p>\n

God<\/strong> changed his Profile <\/strong>Picture<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

God<\/strong> is now friends with Lucifer<\/strong>.
\nLucifer<\/strong><\/em>: \u2019Sup! Welcome! (Careful, it\u2019s addictive!)<\/em>
\n
\nGod<\/strong> joined the group Heaven and <\/strong>Earth<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

God<\/strong> is letting there be light.<\/p>\n

God<\/strong> is separating the land from the sea.
\n Lucifer<\/em><\/strong>: Nice work. I hate when it\u2019s all soggy.
\n<\/em> God<\/em><\/strong>: I know, right? I can\u2019t have cake and ice cream touching either.
\n<\/em> Lucifer<\/em><\/strong>: WORD<\/em><\/p>\n

God<\/strong> has added the application (Lil) Green Patch<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

God<\/strong> has added a Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil<\/strong> to his (Lil) Green <\/strong>Patch<\/strong>.
\n Lucifer<\/em><\/strong>: Awesome!<\/em><\/p>\n

God <\/strong>is telling the creatures of the air and sea to multiply.
\n Lucifer<\/em><\/strong>: Baby birds. Are. ADORABLE! Squee!<\/em><\/p>\n

God<\/strong> added Sun<\/strong>, Moon<\/strong>, and Stars<\/strong> to his Creations<\/strong>.
\n Lucifer<\/em><\/strong>: Sooooo jealous!<\/em><\/p>\n

God<\/strong> added Wild Beasts<\/strong>, Livestock<\/strong>, and Reptiles<\/strong> to his Creations<\/strong>.
\n Lucifer<\/em><\/strong>:<\/em> <\/em><\/strong>I can haz lizardburger?
\n<\/em> God<\/em><\/strong>: Wha…?<\/em><\/p>\n

Lucifer<\/strong> posted a link: I Can Has Cheezburger?<\/strong>
\n God<\/em><\/strong>:<\/em> <\/em><\/strong>HA!!<\/em><\/p>\n

God<\/strong> added Man<\/strong> to his Creations<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

God<\/strong> and Adam<\/strong> are now friends.<\/p>\n

God<\/strong> is seeing that it is good.<\/p>\n

Lucifer<\/strong> and Adam<\/strong> are now friends via the People You May Know<\/strong> tool.<\/p>\n

Lucifer<\/strong> wrote on Adam\u2019s<\/strong> Wall.
\n Lucifer<\/em><\/strong>: Yo! How\u2019s it hanging?
\n<\/em> Adam<\/em><\/strong>: ??
\n<\/em> Lucifer<\/em><\/strong>: That Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil is something isn\u2019t it?
\n<\/em> Adam<\/em><\/strong>: ??<\/em><\/p>\n

God<\/strong> wrote a new note: Just a reminder: you\u2019re not to eat from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.<\/p>\n

Adam<\/strong> became a fan of Rabbits<\/strong>.
\nRABBITS are rodents known for their speed and luck.<\/p>\n

Adam<\/strong> became a fan of Watermelons<\/strong>.
\nWATERMELONS are large fruits with hard, green rinds and sweet, pink flesh dotted with black seeds.<\/p>\n

Adam<\/strong> became a fan of Clouds<\/strong>.
\nCLOUDS are amorphous masses of moisture suspended in the air.<\/p>\n

Adam<\/strong> tagged God<\/strong> in his note 25 Random Things About Me<\/strong>.
\n God<\/em><\/strong>: Gotcha. I\u2019ll see what I can do.<\/em><\/p>\n

God<\/strong> added Woman<\/strong> to his Creations<\/strong>.
\n Adam<\/em><\/strong>: EXACTLY what I was thinking.<\/em><\/p>\n

God<\/strong> and Eve<\/strong> are now friends.<\/p>\n

Adam<\/strong> and Eve<\/strong> are now friends.<\/p>\n

Lucifer<\/strong> and Eve<\/strong> are now friends.<\/p>\n

Adam<\/strong> has a pain in his chest.
\n God<\/em><\/strong>: That will go away.<\/em><\/p>\n

Adam<\/strong> changed his status to in a relationship<\/strong>.
\n Lucifer<\/em><\/strong>: Congrats!<\/em><\/p>\n

Eve<\/strong> changed her status to in a relationship<\/strong>.
\n Lucifer<\/em><\/strong>: Mazel tov!<\/em><\/p>\n

Adam<\/strong> created a new album: Awesome Animals I Have Named<\/strong>.
\n God<\/em><\/strong>: \u201cIbex\u201d? Really?<\/em><\/p>\n

Lucifer<\/strong> wrote on Eve\u2019s<\/strong> Wall.
\n Lucifer<\/em><\/strong>: Have you ever seen a baby bird?
\n<\/em> Eve<\/em><\/strong>: ??
\n<\/em> Lucifer<\/em><\/strong>: They are adorable. I think there\u2019s a new nest in the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.
\n<\/em> Eve<\/em><\/strong>: ??<\/em><\/p>\n

Lucifer<\/strong> wrote on Adam\u2019s<\/strong> Wall.
\n Lucifer<\/em><\/strong>: I am STARVING. Could go for an apple. You in?
\n<\/em> Adam<\/em><\/strong>: Sure.<\/em><\/p>\n

God<\/strong> wrote a new note: Eating from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil will result in death. FYI.<\/p>\n

Adam<\/strong> is just noticing something: he is naked.<\/p>\n

God<\/strong> created an event: Get out of the garden<\/strong>.
\n\u201cSeriously. Out.\u201d<\/p>\n

God<\/strong> is no longer friends with Lucifer<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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