{"id":57,"date":"2008-05-02T21:21:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-03T05:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=57"},"modified":"2008-05-02T21:21:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-03T05:21:00","slug":"friday-night-sketch-war-round-thirteen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=57","title":{"rendered":"Friday Night Sketch War: Round Thirteen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whoo doggy! Lucky round 13. Let&#8217;s get right into the action.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/coyotesqrl.blogspot.com\/2008\/05\/fsw-blind-date.html'>Coyote<\/a> threw a million little pieces of shrapnel at his foes&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/michaelbrownlee.blogspot.com\/2008\/05\/fsw-meta-bistro-edition.html'>Michael<\/a> trained a firehose of Evian into the fray&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/shaxpur.livejournal.com\/98057.html'>David<\/a> gave us all hemlock and consumption.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Three warriors entered. None survived. They&#8217;re dead. All of them dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whoo doggy! Lucky round 13. Let&#8217;s get right into the action. Coyote threw a million little pieces of shrapnel at his foes&#8230; Michael trained a firehose of Evian into the fray&#8230; David gave us all hemlock and consumption. Three warriors entered. None survived. They&#8217;re dead. All of them dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[99,182,236],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wrapups","tag-humor","tag-sketch-war","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}