{"id":46,"date":"2008-04-11T16:56:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-12T00:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=46"},"modified":"2008-04-11T16:56:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-12T00:56:00","slug":"toodle-oo-tuvalu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=46","title":{"rendered":"Toodle-oo, Tuvalu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>(An expanse of water, extending all the way to the horizon. Eventually, a ROWBOAT appears and drifts to center stage. DONALD, 50, is rowing. His son JASON, 18, is engrossed in a handheld holographic videogame. It is 2050.)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>DONALD <i>(looking around)<\/i><br \/>My gosh, this brings me back.<br \/><i>(turns upstage, looks into the distance)<\/i><br \/>Wow.<br \/><i>(he looks to JASON)<\/i><br \/>When I was your age, all this was land.<\/p>\n<p><i>(JASON gives the surrounding water a cursory glance and goes back to his game)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>JASON<br \/>Hm.<\/p>\n<p><i>(pause. DONALD points to the middle distance.)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>DONALD<br \/>You see out there? Jason, will you look?<\/p>\n<p><i>(JASON puts his game on \u201cpause,\u201d exasperated. he looks where his dad is pointing.)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>JASON<br \/>Sure.<\/p>\n<p>DONALD<br \/>No, to the left a bit.<\/p>\n<p>JASON<br \/>Okay.<\/p>\n<p>DONALD<br \/>Directly below there, about fourteen feet, is the Rhenium Vapor Fountain where your mother and I used to play Intra-Continuum Space-Candyland.<\/p>\n<p>JASON <i>(creeped out)<\/i><br \/>Aw, Dad. C\u2019mon.<\/p>\n<p>DONALD <i>(smiling)<\/i><br \/>What? We weren\u2019t always old. We used to be a young dating couple, like you and Nicole.<\/p>\n<p>JASON <i>(blushing)<\/i><br \/>Uh, no. I don\u2019t think you were ever like me and Nicole.<\/p>\n<p>DONALD<br \/>Things getting serious between you two?<\/p>\n<p>JASON <i>(smiling)<\/i><br \/>I don\u2019t know. Whatever.<\/p>\n<p>DONALD<br \/>You ever tell her you\u2019re a Tuvaluan?<\/p>\n<p>JASON<br \/>No.<\/p>\n<p><i>(pause. DONALD is visibly saddened.)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>DONALD<br \/>Not even a word about it? How come?<\/p>\n<p>JASON <i>(shrugs)<\/i><br \/>It hasn\u2019t really come up.<\/p>\n<p>DONALD<br \/>It\u2019s something to be proud of. Tuvalu took a look at the rising water levels and did something about it. They went into battle to save their homeland.<\/p>\n<p>JASON<br \/>Yeah, I know. \u201cThey sued the U.S. and Australia to get them to cut down their CO2 emissions.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>DONALD<br \/>It\u2019s an inspirational story.<\/p>\n<p>JASON<br \/>No, \u201cDavid and Goliath\u201d is an inspirational story, because David won. How does our story end? Well, here\u2019s our homeland. Oh, except for the \u201cland\u201d part.<\/p>\n<p><i>(pause)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>DONALD<br \/>It was a brave fight. And it was the right fight. The outcome doesn\u2019t change that.<\/p>\n<p><i>(pause)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>JASON<br \/>I know, Dad. It\u2019s just&#8230; It\u2019s the past. It\u2019s gone. I\u2019m just focused on other things.<\/p>\n<p>DONALD<br \/>Yep. Well. You\u2019re not alone.<\/p>\n<p><i>(the boat runs up against something and lurches slightly. DONALD reaches down over the side of the boat and finds a tiny point of land sticking up an inch out of the water. he holds it at arm\u2019s length to push the boat away from it.)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>JASON<br \/>Is that&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>DONALD<br \/>Put your hand there.<br \/><i>(DONALD takes JASON\u2019s hand and holds it on top of the point of land.)<\/i><br \/>That\u2019s the highest point on Tuvalu. That\u2019s your soil. It doesn\u2019t matter if you can\u2019t see it anymore. It\u2019s always yours.<br \/><i>(pause)<\/i><br \/>You feel that?<\/p>\n<p><i>(pause)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>JASON<br \/>Yeah.<\/p>\n<p>DONALD<br \/>I used to have to reach up to put my hand on this point. You could sit here and watch the sun set into the South Pacific. You had a view of the whole nation stretching out in all directions, up to sixteen feet below you in some places.<br \/><i>(DONALD removes his hand. JASON keeps his in place.)<\/i><br \/>That\u2019s yours.<\/p>\n<p><i>(pause)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>JASON<br \/>Yeah.<\/p>\n<p><i>(DONALD looks around at the surrounding ocean while JASON continues to contemplate the land under his hand)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>DONALD<br \/>I suppose the sunset must happen a few seconds sooner now than when I was a kid.<br \/><i>(he reaches to the floor of the boat and pulls up a plastic bottle of water. he unscrews the cap and takes a swig. he holds it out to JASON.)<\/i><br \/>You want to do the honors?<\/p>\n<p><i>(JASON looks at his dad and takes the bottle. he holds it out over the tip of land and pours. the water level gradually rises until the land disappears beneath it. he hands the bottle back to DONALD, who screws the cap back on. 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