{"id":42,"date":"2008-04-04T21:46:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-05T05:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=42"},"modified":"2008-04-04T21:46:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-05T05:46:00","slug":"friday-night-sketch-war-round-nine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"Friday Night Sketch War: Round Nine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve got an interesting battle this week. Back from the brink of doom (probably after making a Mephistophelian deal) Michael is firing on all cylinders. Red&#8217;s got a new <a href=\"http:\/\/singingpokerdealer.blogspot.com\/\">home on the web<\/a>, but didn&#8217;t join in the festivities. David channeled his inner Sondheim. It was a slugfest out there today&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/michaelbrownlee.blogspot.com\/2008\/04\/preemptive-strike.html\">Michael<\/a> launched an early salvo on Thursday, setting off EM devices in the atmo&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/coyotesqrl.blogspot.com\/2008\/04\/fsw-barista-blues.html\">Coyote<\/a> scrambled bombers out of a secret Antarctic base while Crystal Palace struggled to come back online&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/michaelbrownlee.blogspot.com\/2008\/04\/friday-sketch-war-fantasy-edition.html\">Michael<\/a> fired rail guns from orbit, leveling Cleveland and Minsk&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/shaxpur.livejournal.com\/2008\/04\/04\/\">David<\/a> launched every missile out of every attack-hardened silo, leaving the Earth a smoking cinder.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>There was a lot of pain, crying, and gnashing of teeth today. We lost a lot of good people (and a lot of deadwood too&#8230;nukes and railguns are indiscriminate.) Hapkido, shotguns, fisticuffs, and song were the weapons of choice this week, my good readers. Go forth and be amused.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve got an interesting battle this week. Back from the brink of doom (probably after making a Mephistophelian deal) Michael is firing on all cylinders. Red&#8217;s got a new home on the web, but didn&#8217;t join in the festivities. David channeled his inner Sondheim. It was a slugfest out there today&#8230; Michael launched an early [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[99,182,236],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wrapups","tag-humor","tag-sketch-war","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}