{"id":38,"date":"2008-03-28T20:35:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-29T04:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=38"},"modified":"2008-03-28T20:35:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-29T04:35:00","slug":"friday-night-sketch-war-round-eight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=38","title":{"rendered":"Friday Night Sketch War: Round Eight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d been holding off on reporting the results of this week&#8217;s battle in hopes that Michael would make it out of the M*A*S*H unit, where he was playing grab ass with Hot Lips Houlihan, in time to post. He&#8217;s been under the weather this week, and in Chicago, there&#8217;s been a LOT of weather this week under which to be.<\/p>\n<p>But then I remembered that even if he did make it out, he was meeting up with the brothers from the Water Buffalo Lodge for a <a href=\"http:\/\/michaelbrownlee.blogspot.com\/2008\/03\/brother-can-you-spare-dime.html\">Bowl-A-Thon<\/a>. So hold back, I shall no more!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/coyotesqrl.blogspot.com\/2008\/03\/fsw-awkward-birthday.html\">Coyote<\/a> rises to periscope depth and fires a torpedo&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/shaxpur.livejournal.com\/2008\/03\/28\/\">David<\/a> and Leonardo DiCaprio drop depth charges from their battleship&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/coyotesqrl.blogspot.com\/2008\/03\/fsw-someone-new-enters-battle.html\">Red<\/a> surprises the combatants with a fuel-air bomb dropped from a B-52.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> That&#8217;s right: someone new tossed her hat in the ring! Finally, PHX can represent with two mirth agents against the combined might of the Chicago comedy mafia! (I&#8217;ll nag her to get her own damn blog next time.)<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s that you ask? What have we got this week? Bad gifts, guy talk, and people who dress funny!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d been holding off on reporting the results of this week&#8217;s battle in hopes that Michael would make it out of the M*A*S*H unit, where he was playing grab ass with Hot Lips Houlihan, in time to post. He&#8217;s been under the weather this week, and in Chicago, there&#8217;s been a LOT of weather this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[99,182,236],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wrapups","tag-humor","tag-sketch-war","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}