{"id":188,"date":"2009-01-15T17:42:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-16T01:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=188"},"modified":"2009-01-15T17:42:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-16T01:42:00","slug":"fsw-the-heist-edition-peters-entry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=188","title":{"rendered":"FSW: The Heist Edition (Peter&#8217;s entry)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"scrippet\">\n<p class=\"action\">\nFriday Sketch War<br \/>\nThe Heist Edition<br \/>\n<b>&#8220;The Team&#8221;<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">FADE IN:<\/p>\n<p class=\"sceneheader\">INT. ABANDONED WAREHOUSE &#8211; NIGHT<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">BILL sits at a table piled high with schematics, maps, and diagrams.<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">Guns, rapelling equipment, and electronic gadgets sit on another nearby table. <\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">A nearby chalkboard shows the (heavily-annotated) floor plan of a large mansion.<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">A giant photo thumbtacked to the chalkboard shows a big, glittery diamond.<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">Beyond the tables and chalkboard:  darkness.<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">Bill scribbles on the papers, checks a map against the chalkboard floorplan.<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">A DOOR OPENS somewhere in the dark.<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">JULIAN steps into the light.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">JULIAN<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Mr. Ellis.  Our employer hopes your plan for obtaining the Zawabi Diamond is coming together?<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">BILL<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">It\u2019s the perfect heist, kid.  Just gimme manpower.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">JULIAN<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Excellent.  Mr. Ellis, please meet your team.<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">EZRA enters the area, holding a Boggle game.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">JULIAN<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Mr. Ezra Diablo, three-time regional Boggle championship.<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">Ezra shakes the Boggle game.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">EZRA<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Let\u2019s boggle!<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">MARY enters, holding a chihuahua who wears a hand-knit sweater.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">JULIAN<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Mary Williamson, editor of Doggie Sweater Enthusiast Magazine.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">MARY<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Hello!<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">JEAN-CLAUDE enters in full chef costume.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">JULIAN<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Jean-Claude Brillac, expert pastry chef.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">JEAN-CLAUDE<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">I am without equal!<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">STEPHEN HAWKING wheels forward in a motorized wheelchair.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">JULIAN<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">And renowned physicist Stephen Hawking.<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">Mr. Hawking speaks via a computerized voicebox.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">MR. 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