{"id":175,"date":"2008-12-26T22:05:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-27T06:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=175"},"modified":"2008-12-26T22:05:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-27T06:05:00","slug":"christmas-presents-skirmish-the-aftermath-of-the-magi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=175","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Presents Skirmish: The Aftermath of the Magi"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"scrippet\">\n<p class=\"sceneheader\">INT. DEPARTMENT STORE &#8211; DAY<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">JIM YOUNG, in his 20s with sharply creased pants, shiny from too much wear, stands at the RETURNS COUNTER opposite MIRIAM, efficient and professional.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">MIRIAM<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">What a lovely story, Mr. Young! So do you want to exchange the chain for a nice hat, or maybe a wig?<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">JIM<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Actually, I was wondering if I could get store credit for these combs. I noticed you&#8217;ve got Xbox 360s on sale today.<\/p>\n<p class=\"transition\">BLACKOUT:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>INT. DEPARTMENT STORE &#8211; DAY JIM YOUNG, in his 20s with sharply creased pants, shiny from too much wear, stands at the RETURNS COUNTER opposite MIRIAM, efficient and professional. MIRIAM What a lovely story, Mr. Young! So do you want to exchange the chain for a nice hat, or maybe a wig? JIM Actually, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[47],"class_list":["post-175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sketches","tag-christmas-presents"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=175"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}