{"id":173,"date":"2008-12-26T10:15:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-26T18:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=173"},"modified":"2008-12-26T10:15:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-26T18:15:00","slug":"christmas-skirmish-kens-entry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=173","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Skirmish: Ken&#8217;s Entry"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"scrippet\"><\/p>\n<p class=\"sceneheader\">INT. OFFICE &#8211; DAY<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">One very agitated man (MAN 1) stands in front of a bigdesk, while MAN 2 suit sits behind it.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">MAN 1<\/p>\n<p class=\"parenthetical\">(a bit pissy and &quot;nelly&quot;)<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">I KNOW I\u2019m high maintenance, and I know I just take and take and take from this relationship without giving a thing.  But you and I both know that I own your ass, and if you don\u2019t give me a really big expensive package this Christmas, I will have a complete breakdown, blame YOU for it, and take everyone around me down too!!!<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">MAN 2<\/p>\n<p class=\"parenthetical\">(with a slight Texas drawl)<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Fine, whatever it takes to shut you up&#8230;..I\u2019ll give you 17 billion dollars now, but you have to share with Chrysler and Ford, and if you want any more money you\u2019ll have to talk to congress after Obama is inaugurated and I\u2019m out of here, okay?<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>INT. OFFICE &#8211; DAY One very agitated man (MAN 1) stands in front of a bigdesk, while MAN 2 suit sits behind it. MAN 1 (a bit pissy and &quot;nelly&quot;) I KNOW I\u2019m high maintenance, and I know I just take and take and take from this relationship without giving a thing. But you and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[20,47,76,184],"class_list":["post-173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sketches","tag-auto-bailout","tag-christmas-presents","tag-fsw","tag-skirmish"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}