{"id":167,"date":"2008-12-13T14:36:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-13T22:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=167"},"modified":"2008-12-13T14:36:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-13T22:36:00","slug":"friday-night-sketch-war-first-dates-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=167","title":{"rendered":"Friday Night Sketch War: First Dates Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>W00t! Welcome to the new home for Sketch War. In our first battle in the new stadium, three warriors gave their all. Ninjas, knives, guns, God&#8217;s wrath, lightning, and <i>truthiness<\/i>. Two talky-talky sketches against one without a word.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>R.A. took the topic VERY literally and gave us <a href=\"http:\/\/sketchwar.blogspot.com\/2008\/12\/first-date.html\">the FIRST date<\/a>&#8230;<\/li>\n<li> Peter gave us 13 first dates that <a href=\"http:\/\/sketchwar.blogspot.com\/2008\/12\/sketch-war-first-dates-edition-peters.html\">do not go well<\/a>&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Ken showed how <a href=\"http:\/\/sketchwar.blogspot.com\/2008\/12\/kens-entry-first-date-honesty.html\">honesty can be the best policy<\/a> when dating. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Not bad for the first go &#8217;round here in our new digs. I just wish I could figure out where the blood drains in the kill pit are.<\/p>\n<p>Next week&#8217;s topic is <b>3:34AM<\/b>. Peter made three suggestions, two of them were nice and conventional. So of course I picked his third. But like Sky Masterson&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nMy time of day is the dark time <br \/>\nA couple of deals before dawn <br \/>\nWhen the street belongs to the cop <br \/>\nAnd the janitor with the mop <br \/>\nAnd the grocery clerks are all gone. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If you want to play along, write a sketch and send it, or a link to it, to <a href=\"mailto:sketchwarNOSPAM@dreamloom.com\">sketchwarNOSPAM@dreamloom.com<\/a>. And be sure to come back next Friday for more humor and mayhem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>W00t! Welcome to the new home for Sketch War. In our first battle in the new stadium, three warriors gave their all. Ninjas, knives, guns, God&#8217;s wrath, lightning, and truthiness. Two talky-talky sketches against one without a word. R.A. took the topic VERY literally and gave us the FIRST date&#8230; Peter gave us 13 first [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[235],"class_list":["post-167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wrapups","tag-wrapup"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}