{"id":1634,"date":"2010-07-23T18:19:09","date_gmt":"2010-07-24T01:19:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=1634"},"modified":"2010-07-23T18:19:09","modified_gmt":"2010-07-24T01:19:09","slug":"a-brief-psa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=1634","title":{"rendered":"A Brief PSA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my take on the &#8220;Heat Wave&#8221; edition of Sketchwar.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div class=\"fountain\">\n<p class=\"action\">FADE IN:\u00a0 <\/p>\n<p class=\"sceneheader\">EXT. PARK &#8211; DAY<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">Clearly the hottest day of the year.<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">A LOUT stands near a bench and holds forth.<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">Several LISTENERS sit on the bench, silently suffering in the heat.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">LOUT<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">You call this hot?  This is nothing!  Where I&#8217;m from, it gets this hot all the time!<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">A SMALL BOY carry a wiffle-bat approaches, and watches the lout.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">LOUT<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">And do we complain about it?  Hell, no!  It&#8217;s just you locals that ca&#45;&#45;<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">WHAM!<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">The small boy nails the lout in the crotch with the bat.<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">The man crumples.<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">TITLE CARD<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">Reads &#8220;Don&#8217;t be that guy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">VOICEOVER<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Don&#8217;t be that guy.  This message brought do you by the Association for Not Being a Dick.<\/p>\n<p class=\"sceneheader\">EXT. PARK &#8211; CONTINUOUS<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">The lout groans on the ground.<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">The small boy runs off.<\/p>\n<p class=\"transition\">FADE OUT.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Peter&#8217;s take on the &#8220;Heat Wave&#8221; edition of Sketchwar:  &#8220;A Brief PSA&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[247],"class_list":["post-1634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sketches","tag-heat-wave"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1634"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1636,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1634\/revisions\/1636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}