{"id":1088,"date":"2009-04-15T22:30:45","date_gmt":"2009-04-16T05:30:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=1088"},"modified":"2009-04-15T22:30:45","modified_gmt":"2009-04-16T05:30:45","slug":"magical-audits-iii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=1088","title":{"rendered":"Magical Audits III"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fountain\">\n<p class=\"sceneheader\">INT. IRS OFFICE &#8211; DAY<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">Clark sits opposite a sultry, voluptuous cougar decked out in a skimpy red top with faux fur trim.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">COUGAR<\/p>\n<p class=\"parenthetical\">(sings)<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they&#8217;re like it&#8217;s better than yours. Damn right it&#8217;s better than yours, I can teach you but I have to charge&#45;&#45;<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">CLARK<\/p>\n<p class=\"parenthetical\">(flustered)<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">&#45;&#45;That&#8217;s fine, but I&#8217;d like to discuss this deduction you took in 2004 for business travel.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">COUGAR<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">My husband needed to visit his suppliers.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">CLARK<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Yes, but then how do you justify these other deductions for maintaining your fleet of<\/p>\n<p class=\"parenthetical\">(rifling through papers)<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">reindeer?<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">The Cougar, now obviously Mrs. Clause, unbuttons the top of her tight blouse and leans forward.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">MRS. CLAUSE<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Would you like some of my special Christmas cookies?<\/p>\n<p class=\"transition\">BLACKOUT:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>INT. IRS OFFICE &#8211; DAY Clark sits opposite a sultry, voluptuous cougar decked out in a skimpy red top with faux fur trim. COUGAR (sings) My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they&#8217;re like it&#8217;s better than yours. Damn right it&#8217;s better than yours, I can teach you but I have to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[212],"class_list":["post-1088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sketches","tag-the-taxman-cometh"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1088"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}