{"id":1081,"date":"2009-04-14T23:22:02","date_gmt":"2009-04-15T06:22:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.sketchwar.org\/?p=1081"},"modified":"2009-04-14T23:22:02","modified_gmt":"2009-04-15T06:22:02","slug":"magical-audits-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/?p=1081","title":{"rendered":"Magical Audits II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ken, and my weak ending on Part 1, inspired me to turn this into a runner. We&#8217;ll see how this goes.<\/p>\n<div class=\"fountain\">\n<p class=\"sceneheader\">INT. IRS OFFICE &#8211; DAY<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">Clark sits, fingers bridged and at full attention. We can&#8217;t see whom he&#8217;s listening to.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">CITIZEN (O.S.)<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">&#46;&#46;&#46;and that&#8217;s why I was late filing in Oh-three. Now in Oh-four&#45;&#45;<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">CLARK<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">&#45;&#45;Alright, let me cut you off right there. You&#8217;ve got a lot of excuses, but tell me this<\/p>\n<p class=\"parenthetical\">(Beat)<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">why didn&#8217;t you just file for extensions?<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">Camera pans to reveal EASTER BUNNY. He holds up his paws.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">EASTER BUNNY<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Do you see opposable thumbs on these things?!?<\/p>\n<p class=\"transition\">BLACKOUT:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ken, and my weak ending on Part 1, inspired me to turn this into a runner. We&#8217;ll see how this goes. INT. IRS OFFICE &#8211; DAY Clark sits, fingers bridged and at full attention. We can&#8217;t see whom he&#8217;s listening to. CITIZEN (O.S.) &#46;&#46;&#46;and that&#8217;s why I was late filing in Oh-three. Now in Oh-four&#45;&#45; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[212],"class_list":["post-1081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sketches","tag-the-taxman-cometh"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1081"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1081\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sketchwar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}