Seven sketches and one not-a-sketch from Dave rounded out last week’s battle.

• DNW got hit in the head with a line drive from the past…
• Ken dabbled in the market: past, present, and depressing future…
• Ken tossed in a bonus sketch about the lengths some men will go to get laid…
• RA got trapped in time with no way home…
• EL painted a surreal and frightening scene of lost souls and lost socks…
• Dave dropped a short story on us all, but we let it slide ’cause it was a rollicking tale of cause, effect, consequences, and something nasty in a jar of water…
• Michael demonstrated the risks of lab assistants…
• Peter showed us what time travel will really be used for.

Next week our brave sketch warriors will be back writing sketches for SNL Characters. (Of course when I say “next week”, I mean right now. Check them out. There’s some good opening salvos.)

And remember, if you think you’ve got the comedy chops to do battle with our scarred and bitter warriors, if you dare step into the hailstorm of seltzer and cream pies, if you think you’re MAN ENOUGH or WOMAN ENOUGH to make us laugh, write a sketch and contact us at submissions(nospam)@sketchwar.org.