Ferrets
3 July 2009
by Peter Rogers
Here’s my take on the “This Is Not My Beautiful House” edition of Sketchwar.
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3 July 2009
by Peter Rogers
Here’s my take on the “This Is Not My Beautiful House” edition of Sketchwar.
Of late, I’ve been feeling dry and uninspired (wonder if there’s an ointment for that). Anyway, I know this isn’t the best thing next to double stuffed oreo cookies, but its the first sketch in a while that I didn’t have to strap myself to the keyboard to write. I really didn’t know how to approach the topic this week. Since I barely understand the Madoff’s Ponzi scheme, I thought that it would be fun to see how kids might look at it. Eh. Or not. In any case, I had fun writing this.
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INT. GIRL’S BEDROOM – DAY
A group of 10-year-old BOYS and GIRLS congregate in an obviously girlish bedroom. SUZY stands in the middle of the room draped in an adult-sized power pantsuit and pearls. JOHNNY and LISA stand around waiting for something to happen while BILLY, wearing an adult-sized grey button down shirt – complete with rolled up sleeves, tie, and a Wolverine battle claw – jumps up and down on the bed.
BILLY
What are we doing, again?
Billy plops down on the bed.
SUZY
We’re playing house. I’m Ruth and you’re Bernie Madoff
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