Way Too Literal
26 March 2009
by Michael Brownlee
It’s been a crazy week. Moving. Laptop died. No cable. Excuse, excuse excuse. Tack on that I know nothing about basketball or this supposed March Madness of which everyone is speaking.
So I give you…
EXT. Basketball Court - Day
Two Brackets are shooting hoops with a black ball.
Two similar sized, period-looking things walk to the edge of the court, arms crossed. Feet tapping.
The Brackets stop dribbling. They look at one another. Then hand the “ball” over.
The Ellipsis takes its tail and reattaches it and walks off in a huff.
BRACKET 1
Like anyone ever uses those things anyhow.
BRACKET 2
Oh, I don’t know...
FADE OUT
Tags: March Madness
