Magical Audits II

14 April 2009
by R.A. Porter

Ken, and my weak ending on Part 1, inspired me to turn this into a runner. We’ll see how this goes.

INT. IRS OFFICE – DAY

Clark sits, fingers bridged and at full attention. We can’t see whom he’s listening to.

CITIZEN (O.S.)

...and that’s why I was late filing in Oh-three. Now in Oh-four--

CLARK

--Alright, let me cut you off right there. You’ve got a lot of excuses, but tell me this

(Beat)

why didn’t you just file for extensions?

Camera pans to reveal EASTER BUNNY. He holds up his paws.

EASTER BUNNY

Do you see opposable thumbs on these things?!?

BLACKOUT:

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R.A. Porter is an aspiring television writer who currently toils away in the software mines. He can be found at DreamLoom, his personal blog, Tumblr, and stalked on Twitter.

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  1. Sketch War » Blog Archive » Peter’s Commentary on the “Taxes” Edition Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    [...] Audits, Parts 1, 2, 3, 4 This is a pretty straightforward take on the topic — what if magical beings had to [...]

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