Magical Audits II
14 April 2009
by R.A. Porter
Ken, and my weak ending on Part 1, inspired me to turn this into a runner. We’ll see how this goes.
INT. IRS OFFICE - DAY
Clark sits, fingers bridged and at full attention. We can’t see whom he’s listening to.
CITIZEN (O.S.)
...and that’s why I was late filing in Oh-three. Now in Oh-four--
CLARK
--Alright, let me cut you off right there. You’ve got a lot of excuses, but tell me this
(Beat)
why didn’t you just file for extensions?
Camera pans to reveal EASTER BUNNY. He holds up his paws.
EASTER BUNNY
Do you see opposable thumbs on these things?!?
BLACKOUT:
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R.A. Porter is an aspiring television writer who currently toils away in the software mines. He can be found at his personal blog, on DreamLoom, and stalked on Twitter.
Tags: the taxman cometh
