Fight for the future
Come with me if you want to live…
(yeah, I couldn’t resist adding a second blackout-length sketch this week…it’s a sickness)
INT. BEDROOM NIGHT
SARA, a girl in her mid-twenties sleeps in a dark, but clearly girly bedroom. Electrical popping noises start and lights flash under the closed door to the hallway. The door bursts open, and ALAN, a guy in his late twenties, wearing futuristic black leather, ammo bandoliers, and mirror sunglasses, stands there in a cloud of swirling smoke.
Sara Meyers, I’ve come back in time to protect you and your unborn child, a child that I am destined to father. This child will be the last hope of mankind. He will lead the human resistance against the merciless insect overlords that rule Earth in the future. Come with me now if you want to save the human race!
Insect overlords? God damn it Alan! For the last time...I will not sleep with you no matter what, so stop fucking with the future!!!